Monday, November 20, 2006
And The Winner Of The "Asshole Of The New Millenium" Award Is:
O.J. Who else?
Can you believe this guy? Now he releases a book and turns it into a television special, which the Fox Network is tasteless enough to air. This assclown's new release is titled If I Did It. Just take off the If and maybe there would be some truth in it.
From what I understand, dude still claims he's innocent, but will tell us how he would have done it if he did it, or some such bullshit. Lovely.
So maybe O.J. is just being O.J. Doing what comes naturally. A disgustingly human version of the "scorpion and the frog" story. Maybe it's Judith Regan, who bought the rights, and Rupert Murdoch, who's putting it on TV, who should jointly get the "Asshole of the New Millenium" award. Simpson is, after all, just a garden-variety sociopath, unenhampered by conscience. There's no shortage of them these days.
What the hell? Maybe we Zonies should climb onto the bandwagon. There's gotta be something in it for us, don't you think? How about......
If We Shot All Those People, by Dale Hausner, Jeff Hausner, and John Dieteman
If I Raped All Those Women, by Mark Goudeau
If I Really Did Intentionally Beat My Wife To Death and Drown Her In My Pool And The Whole Sleepwalking Thing Was Bullshit, by Mark Falater
If I Hired a Dude To Kill My Kid, by Debra Jean Milke
What the hell? I'll watch it.
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Can you believe this guy? Now he releases a book and turns it into a television special, which the Fox Network is tasteless enough to air. This assclown's new release is titled If I Did It. Just take off the If and maybe there would be some truth in it.
From what I understand, dude still claims he's innocent, but will tell us how he would have done it if he did it, or some such bullshit. Lovely.
So maybe O.J. is just being O.J. Doing what comes naturally. A disgustingly human version of the "scorpion and the frog" story. Maybe it's Judith Regan, who bought the rights, and Rupert Murdoch, who's putting it on TV, who should jointly get the "Asshole of the New Millenium" award. Simpson is, after all, just a garden-variety sociopath, unenhampered by conscience. There's no shortage of them these days.
What the hell? Maybe we Zonies should climb onto the bandwagon. There's gotta be something in it for us, don't you think? How about......
If We Shot All Those People, by Dale Hausner, Jeff Hausner, and John Dieteman
If I Raped All Those Women, by Mark Goudeau
If I Really Did Intentionally Beat My Wife To Death and Drown Her In My Pool And The Whole Sleepwalking Thing Was Bullshit, by Mark Falater
If I Hired a Dude To Kill My Kid, by Debra Jean Milke
What the hell? I'll watch it.
