Tuesday, April 04, 2006
And Now For A Public Service Announcement
I saw on the news this morning a story about a kid who became a porn star when he was 13 by hacking his carrot on the Internet for cash. It kinda creeped me out and I stopped watching it, so I didn't get all the details. The kid must have been pretty freakin' bright at age 13 to be able to set up his own paying web site and take in money for that kind of thing, and I would assume this all took place right under the nose(s) of his own parent(s).
What kind of sick, twisted shit heel is into watching that type of thing? Whoever you are, if you come around The Crime Dog, you can just prepare to talk to my lawyerly friends, Springfield, Remington, Smith and Wesson, whichever one happens to be handiest at the moment. Now that would be a public service. And if you're reading this, STOP it. Go the fuck away, and do not come back, you sick bastard. If we catch these shitheads, we should label them with brightly colored and permanent pedophilic (is that even a word?) and anti-Mohammed tatoos, then airdrop their asses into Fallujah.
This has been a public service announcement of The Crime Dog and Parrothead Ramblings.
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What kind of sick, twisted shit heel is into watching that type of thing? Whoever you are, if you come around The Crime Dog, you can just prepare to talk to my lawyerly friends, Springfield, Remington, Smith and Wesson, whichever one happens to be handiest at the moment. Now that would be a public service. And if you're reading this, STOP it. Go the fuck away, and do not come back, you sick bastard. If we catch these shitheads, we should label them with brightly colored and permanent pedophilic (is that even a word?) and anti-Mohammed tatoos, then airdrop their asses into Fallujah.
This has been a public service announcement of The Crime Dog and Parrothead Ramblings.
