Friday, March 31, 2006
Truth, Or Bullshit?
April Fool's Day falls on a Saturday, and I rarely post on Saturday. So for April Fool's Eve, rather than try to prank you, we'll just play Truth or Bullshit, and you can try to tell which is which. I'll tell you ten things about The Crime Dog, and we'll see who's the best at figuring out which is truth, and which is bullshit. OK, those family members who are supposed to know this crap, go find something else to do for a couple of minutes, will ya? Now, let's see if The Crime Dog can fool you.
1) Though he was raised in New Mexico, The Crime Dog was actually born in Texas.
2) The Crime Dog and the Fetching Mrs. Crime Dog first met while in college.
3) The Crime Dog got his degree in Criminal Justice from Eastern New Mexico University.
4) The Crime Dog's middle child was born in a foreign country.
5) The Crime Dog rose to the lofty rank of Staff Sergeant while serving his country as an aircraft refueler in the Air Force.
6) The Crime Dog was once accepted for admission to Brigham Young University
7) The Crime Dog won the Distinguished Graduate Award for being overall #1 in his class at the New Mexico Law Enforcement Academy.
8) While in the Air Force, The Crime Dog was once arrested for getting stoned at the base gym.
9) The Crime Dog has never been fined for farting in a bar.
10) The Crime Dog has only been to the Caribbean once in his life.
Hell, if this were a meme, it would be the first one to not annoy the shit out of me. Anybody else wanna give it a try?
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1) Though he was raised in New Mexico, The Crime Dog was actually born in Texas.
2) The Crime Dog and the Fetching Mrs. Crime Dog first met while in college.
3) The Crime Dog got his degree in Criminal Justice from Eastern New Mexico University.
4) The Crime Dog's middle child was born in a foreign country.
5) The Crime Dog rose to the lofty rank of Staff Sergeant while serving his country as an aircraft refueler in the Air Force.
6) The Crime Dog was once accepted for admission to Brigham Young University
7) The Crime Dog won the Distinguished Graduate Award for being overall #1 in his class at the New Mexico Law Enforcement Academy.
8) While in the Air Force, The Crime Dog was once arrested for getting stoned at the base gym.
9) The Crime Dog has never been fined for farting in a bar.
10) The Crime Dog has only been to the Caribbean once in his life.
Hell, if this were a meme, it would be the first one to not annoy the shit out of me. Anybody else wanna give it a try?
