Monday, January 28, 2008
Be Still My Heart. And My Stomach
I just saw the following in Yahoo News:
New Kids Are Back - According to several reports, New Kids On the Block are making a comeback.
What in the....urp....Oops, sorry. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I swear by all that is holy that I will call down the wrath of God on their sorry asses if they try to cover even one song that I happen to like. And I can do it, too. Don't think I can't. Or won't, if pushed far enough. I cursed Jack Johnson's new album after hearing his concert cover of A Pirate Looks At Forty. But then I heard he fell off his surfboard and bumped his head real good and maybe even got a little nauseous, so I figured we were even and I called off the hoodoo on the new album.
But just be warned, "New Kids." By the way, shouldn't you be like "Old Kids" by now, or even "New Thirty-Somethings On The Block," you no talent jagoffs?
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New Kids Are Back - According to several reports, New Kids On the Block are making a comeback.
What in the....urp....Oops, sorry. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I swear by all that is holy that I will call down the wrath of God on their sorry asses if they try to cover even one song that I happen to like. And I can do it, too. Don't think I can't. Or won't, if pushed far enough. I cursed Jack Johnson's new album after hearing his concert cover of A Pirate Looks At Forty. But then I heard he fell off his surfboard and bumped his head real good and maybe even got a little nauseous, so I figured we were even and I called off the hoodoo on the new album.
But just be warned, "New Kids." By the way, shouldn't you be like "Old Kids" by now, or even "New Thirty-Somethings On The Block," you no talent jagoffs?
