Saturday, December 22, 2007
My Hair Is Green
Yep, you read that right. My hair is green.
But Crime Dog, I've known you 20 years and your head is a cue ball. What did you do? Start a Chia Head?
Yes, I'm bald. No, I'm not a Chia plant. But my hair is green. It's all the rage.
See, you people with those beautiful heads of hair waste a lot of fossil fuel to service your mane. You buy shampoo and conditioner, gels and hair sprays. That crap leaves a pretty big carbon footprint when manufactured. Then you take those hair sprays and create toxic clouds around your heads when you use them. That shit puts greenhouse gas right back into the atmosphere. God only knows what it's doing to your lungs.
What about the hot water you use to wash, rinse, and repeat? You use fossil fuel heating it up. Then, you whip out curling irons and blow dryers. Those things pull enough amperage to knock a nuclear power plant off line. They heat up the room as well, but I'll give you that one since the extra A/C it takes to cool the room back down is offset in winter time when the heater doesn't have to work so hard.
I'm bald as a baby's ass. No shampoo. No conditioner. No gel. No hairspray. No hot water. No blow dryer. See what I mean? My hair is green.
So my challenge to all those folks who preach about the dangers of global warming is simple:
Shave your freaking head, Al Gore. Shave your head, Hillary Clinton. Go bald, Cheryl Crow. Maybe we can talk seriously when you show that level of commitment.
From The Bald Community
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But Crime Dog, I've known you 20 years and your head is a cue ball. What did you do? Start a Chia Head?
Yes, I'm bald. No, I'm not a Chia plant. But my hair is green. It's all the rage.
See, you people with those beautiful heads of hair waste a lot of fossil fuel to service your mane. You buy shampoo and conditioner, gels and hair sprays. That crap leaves a pretty big carbon footprint when manufactured. Then you take those hair sprays and create toxic clouds around your heads when you use them. That shit puts greenhouse gas right back into the atmosphere. God only knows what it's doing to your lungs.
What about the hot water you use to wash, rinse, and repeat? You use fossil fuel heating it up. Then, you whip out curling irons and blow dryers. Those things pull enough amperage to knock a nuclear power plant off line. They heat up the room as well, but I'll give you that one since the extra A/C it takes to cool the room back down is offset in winter time when the heater doesn't have to work so hard.
I'm bald as a baby's ass. No shampoo. No conditioner. No gel. No hairspray. No hot water. No blow dryer. See what I mean? My hair is green.
So my challenge to all those folks who preach about the dangers of global warming is simple:
Shave your freaking head, Al Gore. Shave your head, Hillary Clinton. Go bald, Cheryl Crow. Maybe we can talk seriously when you show that level of commitment.
From The Bald Community
