Tuesday, September 19, 2006
ARRRRGH - A Bleedin' Geezer Landmark
Avast! Today be ye olde International Talk Like A Pyrate Day. Arrrrgh!
'Ere today were me fetching daughter's 31st year since she was aborned. Blimey! Methinks this to be a bleedin' geezer landmark for ye olden Cryme Dog, to be a havin a lil' sprog oer the age of 30.
And amongst them landmarks be yet another: Have ye seen them polls, where they be askin' ye to check yon box pertainin' to yer age bracket? Some of them scurvy dogs have writ only one more bracket below mine...one declarin' me time under sail to be beyond 60 yaaaaars! I'll be a'checkin' that bloody box ere long, mateys. But fer now, me hearties, I still be a'checkin' that one that declares me "51-60."
It bloody worsens when ye be stuck in some scurvy line a-pertainin' to yer age. The swabs in the next queue over be a talkin' football, whilst I needs be a-listenin' to some geezer a' harpin' about his prostate. ARRRRRGH!
This here a-postin' be a spellcheckin' nightmare!
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'Ere today were me fetching daughter's 31st year since she was aborned. Blimey! Methinks this to be a bleedin' geezer landmark for ye olden Cryme Dog, to be a havin a lil' sprog oer the age of 30.
And amongst them landmarks be yet another: Have ye seen them polls, where they be askin' ye to check yon box pertainin' to yer age bracket? Some of them scurvy dogs have writ only one more bracket below mine...one declarin' me time under sail to be beyond 60 yaaaaars! I'll be a'checkin' that bloody box ere long, mateys. But fer now, me hearties, I still be a'checkin' that one that declares me "51-60."
It bloody worsens when ye be stuck in some scurvy line a-pertainin' to yer age. The swabs in the next queue over be a talkin' football, whilst I needs be a-listenin' to some geezer a' harpin' about his prostate. ARRRRRGH!
This here a-postin' be a spellcheckin' nightmare!
