Tuesday, May 20, 2008
It's Time
Fathers of the world, unite!
Take away your 12-year-old daughter's cell phone. NOW!
Do not allow this nation to be condemned to 24/7 inundation of that Utah goofball, David Archuleta. He's had his day. He can now date cheerleaders, get laid on Prom night, keep his lunch money on most days, and reduce the occurrence of ass-kickings from football players by a full two-thirds. What else does he need?
It's time to end this travesty.
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Take away your 12-year-old daughter's cell phone. NOW!
Do not allow this nation to be condemned to 24/7 inundation of that Utah goofball, David Archuleta. He's had his day. He can now date cheerleaders, get laid on Prom night, keep his lunch money on most days, and reduce the occurrence of ass-kickings from football players by a full two-thirds. What else does he need?
It's time to end this travesty.
