Tuesday, March 18, 2008
I Want Paul McCartney
That's right. I want him. Bad.
Yeah, I'm straight as straight can be. But I have 48,600,000 reasons to sleep with McCartney for four years. That's the number of dollars his now ex-wife got out of him for banging him for four years. It's not like she had anything at all to do with helping him actually earn any of his $800,000,000 fortune, but she ended up with a nice chunk.
Let's see....how about we break that down:
$12.15 mil per year.
$1,000,000 per month.
$233,653.84 per week
$33,287.67 per day
$1,386.98 per hour, if being married to a Beatle is a 24/7 job.
$5.841.35 per hour if being married to a Beatle is a 40 hour per week job.
Hell, how about I just sleep with him for a month?
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Yeah, I'm straight as straight can be. But I have 48,600,000 reasons to sleep with McCartney for four years. That's the number of dollars his now ex-wife got out of him for banging him for four years. It's not like she had anything at all to do with helping him actually earn any of his $800,000,000 fortune, but she ended up with a nice chunk.
Let's see....how about we break that down:
$12.15 mil per year.
$1,000,000 per month.
$233,653.84 per week
$33,287.67 per day
$1,386.98 per hour, if being married to a Beatle is a 24/7 job.
$5.841.35 per hour if being married to a Beatle is a 40 hour per week job.
Hell, how about I just sleep with him for a month?
