Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Oh, And Before I Forget:
I could even have added the following:
13) Watched as Jerry Gontang tried to singlehandedly eat every ounce of ice cream on the ship.
14) Bought a map from Yoda.
15) Bought a necklace from a guy on St Lucia, and wore it prominently so the other necklace guys would see it and leave me the fuck alone. Didn't work.
16) Found St Maarten pretty filthy and boring, and St Kitts too small, but fell in love with St. Lucia before the boat even tied up. I could run away and live the rest of my life there. It's easily the most beautiful, has by far the friendliest people, best food, best beer (Piton), best everyt'ing mon.
17) Along with 11 friends, called for the cook in a little local joint in Soufriere, St. Lucia, then stood and applauded her. My God, what that woman could do with Creole Fish, saffron rice, lentils, and fried plantain!
18) Consistently walked in the wrong direction while on board the ship. Didn't know my aft from my fore, unless TFMCD directed me, or I passed a window and could see what direction the ship was heading.
19) Found out that Jack Mosley is one helluva songwriter, and bought every one of his albums.
20) Found that folks in Florida are even weirder about that NASCAR shit than Cheesehead.
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13) Watched as Jerry Gontang tried to singlehandedly eat every ounce of ice cream on the ship.
14) Bought a map from Yoda.
15) Bought a necklace from a guy on St Lucia, and wore it prominently so the other necklace guys would see it and leave me the fuck alone. Didn't work.
16) Found St Maarten pretty filthy and boring, and St Kitts too small, but fell in love with St. Lucia before the boat even tied up. I could run away and live the rest of my life there. It's easily the most beautiful, has by far the friendliest people, best food, best beer (Piton), best everyt'ing mon.
17) Along with 11 friends, called for the cook in a little local joint in Soufriere, St. Lucia, then stood and applauded her. My God, what that woman could do with Creole Fish, saffron rice, lentils, and fried plantain!
18) Consistently walked in the wrong direction while on board the ship. Didn't know my aft from my fore, unless TFMCD directed me, or I passed a window and could see what direction the ship was heading.
19) Found out that Jack Mosley is one helluva songwriter, and bought every one of his albums.
20) Found that folks in Florida are even weirder about that NASCAR shit than Cheesehead.
