Tuesday, March 06, 2007
This Just In To The Crime Dog Newsroom.....
Today's Crime Dog/Parrothead slant on the news:
Ann Coulter is an insufferable asshole. I believe that, and I'm a registered Republican. I'm a registered Republican who actually thinks even Hillary Clinton is beginning to look pretty good in the wake of perhaps the most inept administration since Jimmy Carter, so you know where I'm coming from. But why the Republicans keep asking this wingnut to speak for them is beyond me.
A bunch of good-hearted folks want to swim from Alcatraz to San Francisco to raise money for an Arizona drowning-prevention group. To train for the event, they're swimming around in 55 degree Saguaro Lake. We're talking maximum shrinkage here. Nonetheless, this is a wonderful cause, and I think we should all help. I'm in. On March 21st, I'll do a cannonball off my dive boat at St. Kitts. Get out your checkbook.
Mesa child molester Richard Paul Norris has been sentenced to prison, but will be eligible for parole after only 482 years. You Moms and Dads out there, mark your calendars for March 2nd, 2489. He could be moving in to your neighborhood. Ever notice that really bad guys seem to always use all three names? Makes you wonder....
Some idiot who was hauling 43 pounds of weed in his trunk in South Carolina ran headlong into the back of a parked Highway patrol vehicle. I'm letting that one go. it's too easy.
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Ann Coulter is an insufferable asshole. I believe that, and I'm a registered Republican. I'm a registered Republican who actually thinks even Hillary Clinton is beginning to look pretty good in the wake of perhaps the most inept administration since Jimmy Carter, so you know where I'm coming from. But why the Republicans keep asking this wingnut to speak for them is beyond me.
A bunch of good-hearted folks want to swim from Alcatraz to San Francisco to raise money for an Arizona drowning-prevention group. To train for the event, they're swimming around in 55 degree Saguaro Lake. We're talking maximum shrinkage here. Nonetheless, this is a wonderful cause, and I think we should all help. I'm in. On March 21st, I'll do a cannonball off my dive boat at St. Kitts. Get out your checkbook.
Mesa child molester Richard Paul Norris has been sentenced to prison, but will be eligible for parole after only 482 years. You Moms and Dads out there, mark your calendars for March 2nd, 2489. He could be moving in to your neighborhood. Ever notice that really bad guys seem to always use all three names? Makes you wonder....
Some idiot who was hauling 43 pounds of weed in his trunk in South Carolina ran headlong into the back of a parked Highway patrol vehicle. I'm letting that one go. it's too easy.
