Tuesday, June 13, 2006

 

Top 10 Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same Again After That Gay Cowboy Movie

I wish I'd written this, but I didn't!

10: I'm gonna pump you full o' lead!
9: Gimme a stiff one, barkeep.
8: Don't fret, I've been in tighter spots than this.
7: Howdy, pardner.
6: Stay here, while I sneak around from behind.
5: Two words: "Saddle sore"
4: Hold it right there! Now move your hand reaaal slow-like.
3: Let's mount up!
2: Nice spread ya got here.

And (drum roll) the number one Old West phrase that will never sound the same again:

1: Ride 'em cowboy!

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