Wednesday, December 13, 2006
At Least She Ain't In Trouble With PETA.
Dang! No sooner do you feel like you have a consensus for "Asshole Of The New Millennium," then someone else comes along and ups the ante. Guess I'm going to have to go with "Asshole Of The Week." Hell, at the rate folks are stepping up to the plate, I could go with "Asshole Of The Hour" these days.
Anyway, my personal favorite at the moment is Gardenia Zakrzewski- Johansson.
Who the Hell is Gardenia Zakrzewski- Johansson, you ask? She's a loving mother accused of leaving her kid in her car while she went shopping. Yes, I said accused, not convicted. But here at Ramblings, you are guilty until I decide otherwise. It's my blog.
Reportedly, this Mother of the Year candidate left her BMW, with her two-year-old son inside, with the valet at Scottsdale Fashion Square, along with instructions: "Watch my car and my kid and don't tell anybody."
The valet did tell somebody, though. He told the cops. When Super Mom came out, she walked into the welcoming arms of the Scottsdale PD.
You haven't heard the best part yet. It gets better. See, she left her son in the car, but she took her dog with her. God forbid anything would happen to Muffy, or Bruiser, or whatever the hell she calls the mutt.
Side Note: Why am I not surprised she was driving a BMW, shopping at Scottsdale Fashion Square, carrying a fucking dog around, and has a long-ass hyphenated name?
And I wonder how they fit "Gardenia Zakrzewski-Johansson" on that name board they hang around her neck when thay take her booking photo?
Bitch.
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Anyway, my personal favorite at the moment is Gardenia Zakrzewski- Johansson.
Who the Hell is Gardenia Zakrzewski- Johansson, you ask? She's a loving mother accused of leaving her kid in her car while she went shopping. Yes, I said accused, not convicted. But here at Ramblings, you are guilty until I decide otherwise. It's my blog.
Reportedly, this Mother of the Year candidate left her BMW, with her two-year-old son inside, with the valet at Scottsdale Fashion Square, along with instructions: "Watch my car and my kid and don't tell anybody."
The valet did tell somebody, though. He told the cops. When Super Mom came out, she walked into the welcoming arms of the Scottsdale PD.
You haven't heard the best part yet. It gets better. See, she left her son in the car, but she took her dog with her. God forbid anything would happen to Muffy, or Bruiser, or whatever the hell she calls the mutt.
Side Note: Why am I not surprised she was driving a BMW, shopping at Scottsdale Fashion Square, carrying a fucking dog around, and has a long-ass hyphenated name?
And I wonder how they fit "Gardenia Zakrzewski-Johansson" on that name board they hang around her neck when thay take her booking photo?
Bitch.
