Thursday, March 02, 2006

 

You Gotta Love The Intellectual "Elite"

Or at least those who think they are, anyway. You just gotta love 'em. You know the ones I'm talking about. You see them once in a while, driving around in a shabby car that is the transportation equivalent of the rumpled suit with those patches on the sleeves. I'm simply too professorial to waste time earning money. They have at least one or two pretentious bumper stickers to advertise just how bright they think they are. They're probably right next to the ones that bash George Bush, under the one that says "Visualize World Peace," and adjacent to the one that says "Perform Random Acts of Kindness."

But the bumper sticker I saw yesterday in central Phoenix was the cake-taker. It read, and I quote without typographical error:

Stealing An Idea From One Is Plagiarism
Stealing Ideas From Many Is Reaserch


Hey, Mensa Asswipe. Try "reaserching" how to spell.

Dumbass.

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