Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Damn The Samoans! Curse Them!
No, no, no, not those Pacific Islanders with cool names like "Soloaposopunulu" that don't fit across the shoulders of their NFL jersies. I'm talking about the wretched cookies sold by those adorable Girl Scouts, with their sashes displaying merit badges for "High Pressure Sales", "Boiler Room Operation", "Cold Calling," and "Grocery Store Sidewalk Barking."
Sheesh, a box of those bad boys is enough to kill a Crime Dog. And I ain't even started on the Thin Mints. Better go grab a beer to wash them down. Good thing the boycott is over at five o'clock.
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Sheesh, a box of those bad boys is enough to kill a Crime Dog. And I ain't even started on the Thin Mints. Better go grab a beer to wash them down. Good thing the boycott is over at five o'clock.
