Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

A Kernel of Parrothead Wisdom

I have a theory that every song ever written since the dawn of man can be sung perfectly to the tune of Brand New Country Star.

Except Ave Maria. Oh, and anything ever done by Duran Duran or Hall and Oates, which should never, ever be sung again in any format, anytime, anywhere, under penalty of spending an eternity in hell lashed to a chalkboard while this woman continuously scrapes her nails across it.

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