Friday, August 05, 2005
FLASH.....Pool Clarity Update......1348MST.......
Crystal clear, blue and inviting. Score stands at Sun Devil Pools 1,
Paddock Pools 0.
It's been 24 hours plus since Paddock told me I must immediately infuse my pool with 10 pounds of shock or face the consequences: furry green things running amok and devouring pets and children. I've added no chlorine whatsoever.
Side note: I saw a headline moments ago stating "Yoga May Keep Weight Off At Mid-Life." Bullshit! I've seen Star Wars 20 times, and that little green bastard never did anything for me.
Lose weight you want, diet and exercise you must.
Bite me, you reverse-talkin' Kermit wannabe. Bring me a beer if you want to help.
I liked the first Yoga better. You remember, the one who, along with his sidekick Boo-Boo, stole pick-a-nick baskets from Jellystone Park right under the nose of Ranger Smith. At least those dudes figured out how to have a little fun.
