Saturday, April 22, 2006
Did Somebody Say 'The Goat'?
Two guys are walking in the woods when they come across a clearing with a big hole in the middle. First guy tosses in a rock, but they never hear it hit bottom. "Man, that's a deep hole!" he says. Second guy throws in an even bigger rock. Still nothing. "Geez," he says, "that hole must go all the way the China!" So the two guys grab a big log, drag it to the edge, and drop it in. They wait and wait, but hear nothing. Suddenly, The Goat runs out of the woods at breakneck speed, streaks buy them, and leaps headlong into the hole. The two guys are astonished and just stand there for a few minutes, staring into the hole. After a while, an old farmer comes out of the woods and asks, "Have you guys seen The Goat?" One of them says, "It's the damndest thing I've ever seen, but The Goat just ran out of the woods and jumped right into this hole!
Farmer says, "Nope. Couldn't have been The Goat. I had him chained to a big log."
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Farmer says, "Nope. Couldn't have been The Goat. I had him chained to a big log."
