Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Guess Who's Getting Hitched?
Woman grabs your ass at Phins To The West, next thing you know, you're engaged.
Greg The Hoser and The Fetching Joy went on vacation to New Zealand about the same time the rest of us were in Margaritaville. All I asked of Hoser was that he check for sure and tell me which direction the water swirled when you flush the toilet down there. He must have thought that was some sort of weird euphemism for "Ask Joy to marry you." So he did. And she said "yes."
I wonder if her acceptance has anything to do with the fact that her judgmet was impaired from hanging by her feet off the bottom of the planet till all the blood rushed to her head? Good thing he waited till they were down there. She might have turned him down if they'd gone to Canada and she could think straight.
Nah. These two make a wonderful couple. TFMCD and I had the privelege of introducing them, so we are especially thrilled with this development. To see them together is to know that the only thing wrong with this picture is that they didn't find one another long ago.
So, Parrotheads, tip your glass, and wish these two many happy years together!
P,S. No, there's no date. I'm told sometime next year. Stay tuned, start stocking up on Molsen, and practice saying "Congratulations, eh."
