Monday, March 21, 2005
MFWICs Without A Clue
The CrimeDogMobile, in early stages of prep for the upcoming show. How do I put some teeth in this girl?
We're headed towards the finish line here, with Phins To The West starting in 18 days, and the concert in only 22 days. I'm beginning now to think in terms of gearing up for the pre-concert party, as well as post-concert detox. Having enjoyed the tailgating in Dallas the past few years, it's almost hard to get excited about the Phoenix parking lot soiree. The pinhead MFWICs (google THAT) who run the arena out here in Arizona have not a clue about how to let a bunch of harmless Parrotheads celebrate their lifestyle. I remember a few years back, when the MFWICs decided that drinking alcohol in the parking lot was just not acceptable. How are you going to enforce THAT, you dumbasses? So, a few days before the show, they put the word out on the radio that it would be OK to drink in your car, but don't meander around the lot with alcohol. Now, there's a policy that makes sense: Get shit-faced in your car. Where do they find these guys? Our legislators tried to pass a bill recently making it legal to carry a concealed handgun into a bar, but they don't want us to walk around the parking lot before the Buffett show with a Bud Light? How much sense does it really make to tell people to get loaded elsewhere, THEN make their way to the Pavilion? These idiots are giving me a headache.......
Well, I'm under no illusion that the parking lot is going to open for us any earlier this year than it ever has. We'll just have to play the hand that's dealt us. I'm on to bigger things, now. Like cutting some of those styrofoam shark teeth out to put inside my partially opened hood. The CrimeDogMobile will be ready. How about you?
