Thursday, March 23, 2006
Positive Energy Request!!
Well, some of you already know that my bro and our fellow Parrothead Wayners has got to go have himself a little bit of surgery tomorrow. It's a good thing in this case - the sooner the better! His fin has been sinking pretty low lately, especially the past few weeks. To correct that, they're going to make a little teeny weenie cut, just big enough to yank a spleen through, then out she comes, bringing with her all of the problems he's had to deal with over the past few months. We're supremely confident that this will take care of the illness with the $40 name that constantly escapes me. What was it called again? It's something like blah blah B Cell yada yada anemic some shit or the other.
We're really, truly very confident, but you know it never hurts to get all those Parrothead positive vibes cooking again. After all, are we not the Kings and Queens of positive energy? With enough positive energy flowing towards Wayners and Janners for the next few days, we got this thing whupped Texas style before the doctor even scrubs in. Hell, I even offered to use Margaritaville Tequila as an anesthetic and take the dumb thing out with my pocketknife to save the co-payment, but I couldn't remember if the spleen was on the left or the right......and is it front or back? And am I supposed to administer the tequila to him, or to me?
So, if you've got a minute, would you mind having a talk with God, or Yahweh, or Buddha, or Allah, or your neighbor's labrador retriever or whatever/whoever you happen to consider a higher power, and put in a good word for Wayners?
We're just hedging our bets. We already know that he'll be nearly full-swing again in time for Phins To The West. Maybe not full swing enough to actually swing a golf club, but strong and healthy again. He doesn't want to take a big swing too early, and then have to figure out which went further - his Titleist or his gall bladder.
Those of you who want to know when and where he will be can give me a call of break me off an email, and I'll give you the details. Hey, wait a minute.....I think I already feel the energy flow......PHINZ UP!!!
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We're really, truly very confident, but you know it never hurts to get all those Parrothead positive vibes cooking again. After all, are we not the Kings and Queens of positive energy? With enough positive energy flowing towards Wayners and Janners for the next few days, we got this thing whupped Texas style before the doctor even scrubs in. Hell, I even offered to use Margaritaville Tequila as an anesthetic and take the dumb thing out with my pocketknife to save the co-payment, but I couldn't remember if the spleen was on the left or the right......and is it front or back? And am I supposed to administer the tequila to him, or to me?
So, if you've got a minute, would you mind having a talk with God, or Yahweh, or Buddha, or Allah, or your neighbor's labrador retriever or whatever/whoever you happen to consider a higher power, and put in a good word for Wayners?
We're just hedging our bets. We already know that he'll be nearly full-swing again in time for Phins To The West. Maybe not full swing enough to actually swing a golf club, but strong and healthy again. He doesn't want to take a big swing too early, and then have to figure out which went further - his Titleist or his gall bladder.
Those of you who want to know when and where he will be can give me a call of break me off an email, and I'll give you the details. Hey, wait a minute.....I think I already feel the energy flow......PHINZ UP!!!
