Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Time To Church Up This Motley Crew
I have an idea. It's a good one.
We all get together and go to a church one Sunday morning. It has to be a church where they pass around those little cups of wine and chunks of bread. We'll each take our little cup of wine, and then wait till everybody alse has one, too.
Then I'll yell out WHAT TIME IS IT?
Then you can all yell back IT'S TIME FOR A TEAM DRINK! AAAARGH!!
We'll all slam our wine, crush the little cups against our foreheads, and go home.
Don't forget to drop a quarter in the collection plate on your way out, you cheapskates.
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We all get together and go to a church one Sunday morning. It has to be a church where they pass around those little cups of wine and chunks of bread. We'll each take our little cup of wine, and then wait till everybody alse has one, too.
Then I'll yell out WHAT TIME IS IT?
Then you can all yell back IT'S TIME FOR A TEAM DRINK! AAAARGH!!
We'll all slam our wine, crush the little cups against our foreheads, and go home.
Don't forget to drop a quarter in the collection plate on your way out, you cheapskates.