Thursday, January 26, 2006
The Wheels Of Time Are Turning
OH MY GOD!
I'm OLD!
I must be, because I just got this month's copy of AARP magazine, and the cover girl looks hot to me. She's 60 years old.
Of course, that cover girl happens to be the ageless Goldie Hawn. I don't know, maybe she's had more than her share of cosmetic surgery. Well, in her case, it works. We've all seen those women who end up with weird looking fat lips and perma-smiles, like Joan Rivers and this woman. Those chicks kind of creep me out a little.
But if Goldie Hawn and Sean Connery are the faces of senior citizenry these days, then count me in.
You'll have to excuse me now. I have to run out to some shopping at "Geezers R Us." Time to pick up some hats, plaid shirts, plaid shorts that fit around my armpits, black socks, and white velcro-closure sneakers. I already have a cane. Afterwards, I'll practice driving slouched down, so all you see from the rear is my hat, going 45MPH on the 101 Freeway.
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I'm OLD!
I must be, because I just got this month's copy of AARP magazine, and the cover girl looks hot to me. She's 60 years old.
Of course, that cover girl happens to be the ageless Goldie Hawn. I don't know, maybe she's had more than her share of cosmetic surgery. Well, in her case, it works. We've all seen those women who end up with weird looking fat lips and perma-smiles, like Joan Rivers and this woman. Those chicks kind of creep me out a little.
But if Goldie Hawn and Sean Connery are the faces of senior citizenry these days, then count me in.
You'll have to excuse me now. I have to run out to some shopping at "Geezers R Us." Time to pick up some hats, plaid shirts, plaid shorts that fit around my armpits, black socks, and white velcro-closure sneakers. I already have a cane. Afterwards, I'll practice driving slouched down, so all you see from the rear is my hat, going 45MPH on the 101 Freeway.
